Friday, July 11, 2008

Not This Time Ben

God I hate Ben Bernanke. If I could string that man up by his testicles I would, without hesitation. We didn't even make through the day before he dreamt up the next bailout.

The Fed will now open the discount window to Fannie and Freddie? Wow. This man is fucking batshit insane. Plan for higher interest rates and much higher gold prices. Shit at this rate it won't be long before it will be cheaper to wipe your ass with dollar bills than with toilet paper.

You might think a gold bull like myself would enjoy these sorts of things. You'd be wrong. See I have a son and I don't especially care for Bernanke trying to bankrupt his generation before he can even form a complete sentence.

The silver lining is that this bullshit went down on a Friday. I needed to take down some risk anyway. It's better than walking into a buzzsaw on a Monday morning. So I say fuck you Bernanke! I will keep all of my profits today. Hell with it, I'm calling it a day. A sad one for America indeed.

I'm pretty fired up. You can expect that I will rain down fire on this market next week, then I'll go on vacation. I'm especially pist for having covered LEH into the pop.

Have a nice weekend comrades.

Q & A

Q: Who owns all those Fannie and Freddie bonds not sold to the Chinese?

A: Your pension fund.

Oops. You're fucked.

NOTE: Your money market fund owns them too. As a matter of fact they're everywhere.

One Day Closer to the Next Bailout

Good Morning!

What a nice day it is; the sun is out, the birds are chirping and the US financial system is crashing down around us. How pleasant.

Fannie and Freddie are inevitably zeros and wouldn't you know it- gold is going nuts. I believe I called that shit. Again.

Seriously, I've been talking about the likelihood of bloodbath for years and I can honestly say I've never seen the financial system so close to complete and utter collapse. Be afraid, be very afraid. And don't think we can't crash.

When the next big bailout comes I'm guessing gold goes nuts as the dollar craters and interest rates go higher. My question is this: once the government acts to bailout all those who have acted irresponsibly who is going to bail out the government? Hmmm. No one. This is truly too big to bail. Bernanke is just going to print money out of thin air and monetize all that bad debt. Which brings us back to why you must own gold.

Thus far I'm up about 3% on the day. I covered a few shorts this morning and bought more SLV at the open. You must own precious metals as a hedge against the crazy shit Bernanke is going to pull. Consider it an insurance policy. When your dollar no longer buys you so much as gumball you'll be able to trade your gold for a goat.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Waiting on the Silver Breakout


America Continues to Hit New Lows

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D91R4LR00&show_article=1

Congress has just eviscerated the fourth amendent. Just gives you that warm fuzzy feeling doesn't it?

NOTE: I will soon be writing this from some other fucking country.

Another Day, Another "Bottom"

My godly gains of this morning have turned to mush as the market rips higher. Up a hundy once again. Let me just say this: those who think that with the economy going to hell in a hand basket it will be safe to hide out in tech have no business managing money. Somehow tech is not GDP-sensitive? The biggest corporate buyers of tech are in the financial services industry. I think maybe that might be a problem going forward.

DELL is a good example of this moronic notion.

Just for fun I shorted some LEH. Either I get stopped out @ $20 or it goes to zero (or whatever price the Fed bails it out at- say $10).

All Is Again Right With the World

My short exposure has been increased to reasonable levels once again. Sold some DELL, PCLN, TOL and more BX. Also initiated what I like to call "the balls of steel trade" via short GOOG.

What do you know? Profits are accruing to me in short order.

To pair with all my short exposure I continue to increase my metals exposure. My current disposition is long gold, short everything else. Not unlike my previous disposition which had been long energy, short everything else.

Making money on the short side still seems almost too easy and that makes me nervous.

Oh and I'm long AEM. Which is nice. Buy the miners here. Like GG too.

The Only Fear I See in This Market...

...is fear of missing the next rally.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Random Thoughts

One. Sitting here on the sidelines of the market action I must say I enjoy watching my son's UGMA account blowing up. He's 20 months old now and up 15% on the year by shorting commercial real estate. He's a bear just like daddy.

Two. If Iran were to wipe Israel of the map I really wouldn't care. A few less lobbyists in Washington.

Fun to Watch

Well, yesterday turned out not to be a yawner after all. While I was sitting on my porch bullshitting with a buddy the market screamed higher thereby stripping me of my gains for the month. Not big gains but nonetheless I'm back to zero on the month.

Once I checked the market at about 3:30 it was full on damage control mode. Already small, now my exposure is almost nonexistent. I shoot first and ask questions later. I'm keen to the possibility of a big bounce although my hunch is that we have more downside first. It's one of those extremely rare instances where I would rather just sit on my hands and watch. I'm sure as hell not going to be buying much of anything.

Now today the bulls are getting killed again. Dow down 155 at the moment. Did you buy the latest in a series of bottoms called almost daily by CNBC? How's that working out for you? Keep in mind that every one of those yahoos telling you to buy is getting killed in this market. Just like your 401K.

At this point my next great trade may not be from the short side after all. Maybe it will be getting long more gold. I haven't taken much action but I'm starting to like how the metals are trading here. Also like the action in the mining stocks so I'm watching them closely.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Another Yawner

Another day that could best be described as boring. I continue to get smaller. Covered BHP down two and a half and EOG down four. Thank you very much. Also covered a few other shorts and a couple longs. Up a half a percent at the moment. Happy with that.

Frankly, boring is good. I remain net short but unconcerned with the market's strength. I welcome it. I'd much rather sell into strength. Gold made me a bit nervous mid morning and I almost got stopped out of my trading position. Thankfully I hung on as it has bounced again this afternoon. Commodities generally have downside still. Not looking to chase that trade having already taken advantage.

With the "hawkish" ECB signalling neutrality gold has upside. I put the word hawkish in quotations as there is no such thing as a hawkish central bank on the planet today (to my knowledge anyway). And Bernanke is a fucking joke. The Fed could give two shits about inflation. The consensus is that they are done cutting but I disagree. Under no circumstances will they raise and if anything they will cut again.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Whipsaw

Today's market was one giant whipsaw. Up 100+ pts then a couple hundred point drop then another 150 pt rally before selling off another 100 pts into the close. I'm officially nauseous, how 'bout you? I continue to interpret this sort of action as symptomatic of a market under extreme stress.

Same for my account balance. Down big, then up big, then pretty much right back where it started. A waste of my time. There were many opportunities to be taken advantage of today and I did a piss-poor job of capitalizing. Tomorrow is a new day.

The Iceberg Has Just Been Struck

I could have told you a couple years ago with 100% confidence that this was coming. That is the death of Fannie and Freddie.

Having shorted, with varying levels of success, these names repeatedly over the years to now watch them crater while having no position makes me want to throw myself through a fucking plate glass window. Fuck!

An event of this nature is without question one of my tells on the coming apocalypse. Well, get ready because here it comes. This is going to get extremely ugly in the months ahead ending in a taxpayer bailout the magnitude of which is indescribable.


For Whom the Bell TOLs

Excuse my cheesy title.

Didn't expect today's 100 pt. rally to last. That being said I wasn't really expecting a 200 pt. drop from the highs by lunchtime either. I did add to my short exposure before the drop but I remain somewhat underexposed. So it's a good day so far but not great.
The freshly initiated short positions in BHP and EOG appear to be working quite nicely and GLD has come roaring back. My hunch was to add to my GLD position but I did not since it's already pretty chunky. This mornings weakness in the metals may have been a buying opportunity but I don't have a lot of conviction either way in the short term.

I did though add to my TOL short. This may have been the break I've been waiting for.


Put a fork in it.

Back at it Again

Hope everyone had a nice holiday. Back to business (at least, in my case, until I go on vacation in a couple weeks).

Glutton for punishment that I am, I'm taking a stab at some commodity related names. Here are two head and shoulders tops I'm watching closely and wading into cautiously (from the short side obviously).


Funny. I had this intense urge to clear out my GLD position (in the trading account) on Thursday afternoon. Needless to say, I managed to rationalize hanging on. What do you know, it's getting creamed this morning.

Market is strong out of the gates today but this feels more like a retest of the broken lows on the S&P as opposed to a sustainable bottom. I'm getting smacked around a bit but remain very conservatively positioned coming out of last week, with lots of dry powder. This strength is welcome. To a point.