Closing Bell

Dow down 358 points. Time to count my coin. Shit, I got paid like a CEO today. I'm up about 15% this MONTH.

I will now redirect my attention to the important matter of the NBA Draft. It looks as though my team, the Chicago Bulls, will be taking this chump-ass point guard Derrick Rose. I, for one, am looking forward to trading Kirk Hinrich. Two birds with one stone. It's a good day.

Time to go pre-game. I know it was a tough day, try to keep yourself from jumping out your office window.