Triumphant Return

Spent all week in the Georgia mountains hiking and breathing clean air for a change. The people there are just too nice. Now that I'm back in Florida where everyone is an asshole I feel normal again in hating everyone I meet.

I return somewhat richer than when I left. Click-here to review my call on NFX. Now the results:

That's almost 14% this week alone. Your welcome. Now you too can afford to go on vacation.

Enough bravado. Perched in my mountain hideaway I paid very little (relatively speaking) attention to the markets. Now that I'm back and feeling refreshed I'll be getting down to business. Obviously the bulls are in charge and the market has broken out to the upside. I'd not be surprised to see 13K on the DOW in short order. I'll give the bulls a head start before I begin hunting them down and slaughtering them again.

Vacation

I'll be spending the next week plotting the inevitable downfall of our economy and markets from my mountain retreat.

I Love Me Some Volcker

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=akNtk9A7NN8I&refer=home

``What appears to be in substance a direct transfer of mortgage and mortgage-backed securities of questionable pedigree from an investment bank to the Federal Reserve seems to test the time-honored central bank mantra in time of crisis: lend freely at high rates against good collateral; test it to the point of no return,'' he said.

Volcker said the modern financial system has ``failed the test'' of the marketplace. When asked whether he predicts a ``dollar crisis,'' he said, ``you don't have to predict it, you're in it.''

I Think I'm Going to be Sick

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c110:H.R.5649:

Welcome to the New and Improved Socialist America

I have a few things to get off my chest regarding the bailout of Bear Stearns.

The Fed chose to backstop the sale of Bear with 29 billion dollars of taxpayer money without which the transaction would never have taken place. The justification for doing so, according to Bernanke, is that had Bear been allowed to fail it would have triggered financial armageddon. There is probably some truth in that explanation but the end in this case certainly does not justify the means.

The action Bernanke and Paulson took is definitely unconstitutional and probably illegal. So you'd figure that when they appear before Congress to answer questions regarding this unprecedented transaction that perhaps our representatives might have some pointed questions. You'd figure wrong. The congressional hearings were a circle jerk. I heard more praise of the bailout then criticism. It saved the market from going down so it had to be done. Coincidentally, almost every one of the questioners have taken large campaign contributions from Wall Street.

I want to vomit. I had to turn the TV off. You mean to tell me that after having acted prudently throughout the housing bubble (20% down on a house I could afford, fixed mortgage, sold at the top) that now I have to help bailout those that acted imprudently? Are you fucking kidding me? I could have bought three or four houses, taken out ARMs with zero down and generally just speculated recklessly like many of those around me, but no, I did not. Now when the shit hits the fan I should have to bail out the risk takers with my tax dollars?

We now have, in this country, privatized profit and socialized risk.

The thing with Bear is that they fucked up and should have to face the consequences just like the individuals who speculated and got it wrong. But no, these guys award themselves billions in bonuses and now expect to be bailed out. Filing bankruptcy would have insured the return of those bonuses that were looted from the company but thanks to our Fed and Treasury there are no consequences for failure.

Did you not see the CEO of Bear on CNBS just days before they blew up? According to him everything was just fine, no cause for alarm. Three days later they are on the verge of bankruptcy? Where are the handcuffs? What am I missing? You see it's illegal for executives to make false statements to the market. Where are the cops?

Furthermore this whole scam is an exercise in obfuscation. Even though the taxpayer is on the hook for the losses we are not allowed to see just what Bear has on the books. The whole idea is to avoid taking realistic marks on the toxic waste that is everywhere.

So without objection from Congress we have now institutionalized the taxpayer bailout of any financial concern dubbed too big to fail. There will be many more of them and I suppose the Fed is going to take all of their bad paper onto it's balance sheet? We are now the United States of Subprime. The Fed keeps going at this rate and I'm going to have to turn my walk-in closet into a vault to hold all the gold I'm going to have to buy as protection against the complete debasement of our currency, our values and our society in general.

This bailout was a watershed moment. We have entered a new era in which anything goes. I could not possibly be more ashamed of my country.

Drunken Bulls Run Amok

You know, I expected another rally but 391 DOW pts? Really? The S&P and Nasdaq were both up better than 3.5%. Jeez. Shit's insane.

So it appears to be a double bottom on the indexes. The bullish contingent is all lathered up and breathing heavy. It's the bottom! I say maybe for now. The DOW needs at least another hundred points for confirmation of a true double bottom.

We should expect more of these violent whipsaws going forward. No question, bear markets are difficult to trade. I feel confident though that we have not seen the lows for the year.

As for my personal trading, it's fair to say it's been bumpy this year. Yesterday I was under attack again but worked early in the day to limit exposure to the short side. I consider yesterday a success insofar as it could have been much worse than it was. I just need to stay in the game. I banked a lot of coin off of the declines we've seen thus far and I can envision a much greater opportunity not too far down the road.

Here We Go Again

Today is the last day of March. I'll be glad when it ends. I spent the greater part of March getting whipsawed via insane volatility. As usual it was not my powers of prediction that failed me so much as my trading ability or lack thereof. My powers of prediction are just fine thank you and as a result I will enter April with confidence.

Looking at the futures early this morning it looks like a flat open which is nice considering the headlines over the weekend. The Fed apparently will be granted new powers to regulate, pending congressional approval. Makes me want to vomit. The Fed needs to be stripped of it's power not given more. To me this news smells like a regulation shell game. There is absolutely no genuine intention by this administration to regulate anything especially financial concerns.

The whole idea to give the Fed more power reeks of an Orwellian air and scares the shit out of me. We are well on our way to becoming the Socialist States of America.

As for the market, I still think we consolidate some more before ultimately heading lower. Commodities are correcting here and I intend to wait before viewing it as a buying opportunity. Once I see some stability I will be a buyer of gold and agricultural commodities. Somewhat agnostic on oil though- the supply/demand picture is favorable but I expect demand destruction as a result of the recession.

Keeping an eye on technology as I think the sector will offer some nice shorting opportunities in the near future. The idea that investors can hide out in technology names as we enter a recession is pure fallacy.

Head and Shoulders, Part Two

This is 15, I think, head and shoulders patterns posted this week. They are in various stages of completion. EWC in particular is very incomplete. The idea is to test the efficacy of the pattern itself so I provided a number of different examples in a real time setting. (One my wonder why there are so many head and shoulders patterns at this moment in time...)

The pattern itself should not be traded before completion and you should expect several of these examples to fail altogether (going higher not lower). I view these patterns as major trend changes. Price target is 20% below the neckline.

I will be trading a number of these names and we'll check back in with them down the road. These charts posted are all weekly graphs and will take some time to complete.

What's Up Now, HUH!?

Yesterday afternoon I went through a list of probably 25 potential trades. I added to a couple existing short positions but only intiated one new position. I shorted HURN @ $58.70. Missed the open this morning but as soon as I walked in the door I covered @ $40.63. That's 30% overnight. What a gift.

Watching: Head and Shoulders

Hump Day

Seems like the more we rally the more the volume drys up. Hmm. It's a open secret that portfolio managers window dress and paint the tape at month-end and especially quarter-end. Can the buyers sustain the averages for a few more days?

The default position still works despite bumps in the road. Long precious metals, short financials and consumer services. Own metals as long as Bernanke is around. Period. That bearded skank bitch-whore is making this shit up as he goes. He's Greenspan 2.0. As I've said repeatedly YOU MUST have an insurance-sized position in precious metals at all times. It's a hedge. Just own it, just in case.

Financials are starting to look ripe again although it's somewhat demoralizing that we no longer allow institutions to fail. You have to clear the dead wood, not prop it up. Really, shorting anything here is difficult simply due to all the bailouts. As a short you go to sleep (or try) every night knowing tomorrow could bring the next bailout. There will be big money made on the short side but it's tricky as hell.

Waiting

Market went nuts to the upside again yesterday. I limited my short exposure early and saved myself a lot of pain. Then I took a nap and went kayaking.

For now, market participants are back to believing in Goldilocks and the Easter bunny. As to how long such fantasies prevail, it's hard to say. On one hand we have retail and housing stocks breaking out. Financials have stopped falling, for now. On the other hand I see a lot of juicy short set-ups. Lots of head and shoulders tops. The bear is not over.

I still think our problems are too big to bail. Is the Fed is going to monetize trillions of dollars of bad paper?

Rally Sustainable It Seems

Sifting through the entirety of my watchlist this weekend gives me the impression that this current rally has legs. It would have served me better to have come to that conclusion sooner as my bearish bias worked against me last week. Such is life. Retail in particular looks set for a potentially substantive bounce. My top market tell, the financials, have also stopped falling.

Sometimes it's hard to admit your wrong. It's taken me longer than it should to admit I'm now swimming against the tide. Having now acknowledged my poor positioning I will act decisively to preserve capital. Live to fight another day. It's important to keep in mind that my best trades are ahead of me and the number one priority is to stay in the game.

Having said all that I'm not really looking to get long. More than likely I will scale back and wait. This bear market is not going to end anytime soon.

Amen Jim

Here is an absolute must see. Jim Rogers on CNBC World. Please enjoy.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/23588079

De-Balled

Coming into yesterday's Fed day celebration net short was a very effective strategy for losing copious amounts of capital. I sensed as much ahead of time but decided to honor my stops rather than immediately running for cover. To be honest I don't think I've ever been so unemotional while losing such large sums of money. There's my silver lining insofar as I consider it to be an important signpost in my evolution as a trader.

Only a few of my stops have been hit. I expected a bounce. Maybe not 420 pts in one day but I'm not surprised that I have to play some defense. That's fine. Ultimately the longer the bulls remain in denial about the magnitude of the problems we face the better entry points I'll get. I have plenty of dry powder to put to work at higher prices if need be.

Party Time

Futures up strong this morning. Fed announces latest cut at 2:15PM/EST. Time for a party. Our financial companies are technically insolvent but Ben's gonna cut so fuck it let's buy. All the pundits are calling a bottom already. Based on a test of the lows this week I can see the case for that I'm just not buying it.

Coming in ahead of the Fed net short my neck is placed firmly on the chopping block. Trading involves risk. I wish they'd just cut the FFT to zero so we could move beyond this fallacy that the Fed is going to save us.

Sell the Rally

So we opened down hard and traded as low as 11,750. Then snapped back to 12K (green on the day). That's 250 pts in an hour and a half. Now we're slowly working our way back down.

I used the big bounce to get even more net short. Now positioned perhaps the most aggressively net short I've ever been. We may bounce around here some more, in fact I'd expect it which is why I still have some dry powder, but I don't think there is anyway these lows hold.

Just A Couple Thoughts

1. Slashing rates will do nothing to save us. Bernanke has been cutting for months- how has that worked so far? The only thing he has succeeded in doing is destroying the dollar.

2. If BSC is only worth $2 I can think of a whole list of financials that are virtually worthless. Expect all financial companies to be re-priced. Many firms will eventually go to zero.

3. If BSC CEO comes on CNBC as he did the middle of last week and says everything is fine with his firm and they have not been significantly impacted and two days later they are broke then the guy is a fucking liar! Period. You don't go from just fine to broke in two days. Where are the handcuffs? Where are the regulators? WTF?!

The Gates of Hell Have Opened

That's right folks. Allow me to again reiterate that we are completely fucking doomed. News over the weekend is that BSC is getting taken under for two bucks a share. That's right- $2. WOW. Also the Fed cut the discount rate on Sunday night despite their meeting scheduled for Tuesday. Can you say panic? You can't wait two days?!

So we're fucked. No surprise here.

This month has been extremely volatile. Last week I took some hits. Tuesday when the Fed orchestrated it's bailout and Thursday when I shorted into the hole were both painful days. However, I stuck to my convictions and come in this morning aggressively net short. My only wish is that I was more aggressively net short. I see opportunities everywhere.

Expect this holiday shortened week to be nothing short of absolutely insane. Fed meets on Tuesday, we have several economic numbers slated for release, and option expiration in addition to the elevated possibility of an outright crash here and now. Fasten your seatbelts- the ride is about to get bumpy.

We Remain Doomed

Could this rally be over already? Seems very possible to me. Yesterday I dipped my toe back in on the short side and today I plan to get more aggressive.

The Fed is running out of ammunition. I'm wary of getting too excited ahead of the next rate cut (Tuesday) but they are starting to lose their grip. Every action they have taken seems to be less and less convincing to market participants. At some point the Fed loses all credibility. We are nearing that point.

I have more short ideas than I care to count with only a small handful of potential longs. At the end of the day I have to trade what the market gives me.

Last night after viewing just a portion of my watchlist I decided it was time to get short again. This morning the futures are down hard making things a bit tricky. I'll play it by ear but my intention is to put money to work.